Health Alert!

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em", and has terrible health consequences.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior involving putting one's cranium up one's rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people -- after having been infected for the past 1-2 years -- are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. The first dose is available this year, with a follow-up booster available in 2012. Those afflicted with Gonorrhea Lectem are encouraged to not engage in such high-risk behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this -- e.g., Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts -- with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Request widest dissemination of this important alert to anyone who is still capable of rational thought.