Let's Sweeten The Deal

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor of Kenya has offered former Pres. Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for the hand of his daughter Chelsea in marriage.

Note to Mr. Chepkurgor: if you'll take her mother, too, we'll give you the 40 goats and 20 cows. And throw in 10 camels for good measure. But you have to promise to keep both; no give-backs.