And the winner isn't....

The envelope, please....

And this week's Henry Waldo Award for Literary Excellence does not go to the History Channel narrator who referred to "certificated" female pilots. (And just who "certificated" them???)

Dishonorable mention goes to Fox News Channel's Brit Hume for using COM-bat as a verb. (Now go sit in the corner with that cone-shaped hat on your head and think about how you might com-BAT this problem. And stay away from Geraldo Rivera.)