Disbarred!

And not a moment too soon. Not only does Mike Nifong richly deserve to be disbarred for his part in that Duke University "rape" debacle, he also deserves to do some serious time at the Greybar Hotel for a whole host of misdeeds, including malicious prosecution and perhaps even perjury.

We can only hope that the families of those falsley accused lacrosse players can sue him civily and recover the costs of their defense.

Napoleon said it best: every once in a while, one must shoot a couple of admirals in order to keep the rest in line.