Ah, but he feels like an Indian...

The delightful eyeful Ann Coulter pulls the rug out from University of Colorado's faux Indian, Ward Churchill.

His bona fides as an Indian might be as phony as a $3 bill, but his credentials as a left-wing nut are impeccable. (Perhaps he should have claimed "Native American" status based on being born in the USA ("native") and being nominally an "American".) Let's see: he's met with Libyan head case Moammar Ghadafi, participated in a demonstration for convicted cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal, and written several incoherent rants. About the only thing he hasn't done is kiss Jesse Jackson on the lips at the Democratic National Convention.

Of course, his credentials as a full-fledged idiot are even more impressive. Somehow, he manages to claim that Arab terrorists retaliated a priori for the "massive and sustained American terror bombing of Iraq". We're really hoping this guy doesn't teach history.

Looks like a great candidate for the 2005 Left-Wing Nut Award. And the year is yet young...