And The Winner Isn't....

And this week's Henry Waldo Award for Literary Excellence does not go to Phil Flynn -- appearing on last evening's "The O'Reilly Factor" -- for saying that the Bush administration's energy policy got "meered" in politics.

Hey, Phil, it's "mired". You probably don't know this, but Webster's first dictionary was intended to teach people how to pronounce words. You might want to take some of that money you're investing in energy futures and invest it in a dictionary.