King Mike?

Fox News reports that, due to some heretofore unreported hanky-panky among British royalty, the proper monarch could well be a bloke in Australier (sic) named Mike.

Sounds like a great sequel to John Goodman's 1991 "King Ralph".

Given the state of things in the UK, King Mike could probably do a much better job for less money. The House of Windsor (aren't they really the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha??) tends to make the Bundy Brood look normal.

Oh, the delicious irony of it.....