The Golden Globs

Once again, this evening, America will be treated to yet another Hollywood orgy of self-congratulation. One wonders how the "winners" of these things are really decided. One also wonders how many acceptance "speeches" will be either nothing more than, or punctuated by, hysterical anti-Bush screeds.

Not that we're going to be watching. We have more enjoyable -- not to mention more useful -- ways of using our time.