New Immigration Law

Maybe it's time for some tough new restrictions on all immigrants -- legal and illegal.

1. If you immigrate to this county, you must speak the native language.

2. You must be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed.

3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections; all government business will be conducted in our language.

4. Foreigners will not have the right to vote, no matter how long they are here.

5. Foreigners will never be able to hold political office.

6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care or other government assistance programs.

7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.

8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land, that will be allowed, however options will be restricted. Foreigners are not allowed to own waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.

9. Foreigners may not protest -- no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies. If you do, you will be deported.

10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail.


There's probably not enough intestinal fortitude in all of Congress to enact law like this. But it seems to work pretty well for Mexico. It's their law.