Whirled News, 20051212

(Apologies to The Old Sarge for stealing the title.)

Commenting on the recent mishap in Chicago, some spokesidiot for Southwest Airlines stated that "safety is our top priority".

Oh, really?

We always thought that making money was the top priority of a business. No wonder American businesses are in such trouble.

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Former (thank God!) Secretary of State Madeline Not-All-That-Bright still maintains that we "have no exit strategy" in Iraq.

Apparently, she missed the President's speech. Either that, or the words "complete military victory" aren't in her somewhat limited vocabulary.

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Who are the cretins who scheduled a PBS pledge drive for the time period just after Thanksgiving? Hey, dummies! Guess where everyone's money is going? Hint: not to you.

By the by, remember when those drives were annual affairs. What are they now --- monthly?

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If Stanley Williams were white, would all these "activists" be trying so hard to save him?