Right Idea, Wrong Place
So... Harry Reid wants to outlaw prostitution in Nevada. Not a bad idea, except he's starting in the wrong place. He should start in Washington, DC. In the government.
As Pres. Reagan so aptly pointed out: "They say that politics is the second-oldest profession. And it bears a strong resemblance to the first."
(Of course, this does beg the question: Prositution is a combination of sex and free enterprise. Which of the two does he oppose?)