Snappy Comeback

Feminazis -- as is the case with all extremists -- are a humorless, soulless lot. And so it was that The Old Sarge found himself ogling a rather fine young specimen of feminine pulchritude, only to be chastised thusly by a near-by man-hater: "Don't you look at her like that!"

Quoth The Old Sarge: "Why? You jealous?"

Heh-heh. Nice.