If Everyone's A Winner....

...what's the point?

Some time ago, The Old Sarge passed along a flyer he had found, announcing yet another of those ridiculous "pageants". The twist this time was the declaration that "Everyone Receives A Trophy! Everyone Wins!".

Now, aside from what should be obvious damage done to young psyches by having their self-esteem all wrapped up in one superficial package at a very young age, we can't help but note with disdain the idiotic "everyone's a winner" aspect.

Has recent history taught these cretins nothing? Wasn't it back in the early '70s that this insane notion started taking hold? How can "everyone" be a winner if there are no losers? And if "everyone" wins, what's the point?

Maybe the real "winners" are the ones raking in up to $450 a pop as "entry fees". Nice racket.