But Is He Registered To Vote?

So it appears that a cat up in Beantown has been summoned to jury duty. How this could have happened is anyone's guess, but it obviously involves some underqualified and overpaid government employee. The cat was listed by his family as a pet on their 2000 census form, but apparently someone in the County Clerk's office has a bit of difficulty differentiating between humans and pets. Or maybe ACORN registered the little guy to vote?

Of course, given the quality -- or lack thereof -- of jury verdicts over the years, this just might be an improvement. Heaven knows, Ming the Merciless is a better judge of character than most jury members. Although, given his temperament, he'd likely as not vote for the death penalty even in civil trials.